Some requests are best delivered with impeccable manners.
This one-of-a-kind Trophy Husband art platter takes an already elegant piece of vintage china and gives it a rather direct suggestion: HARDER DADDY! The original Noritake Bloomfield platter features a delicate border of pink roses, tiny forget-me-nots, soft blue accents, and intricate gold scrollwork that wraps around the rim like jewelry. Produced by Noritake in Japan during the mid-20th century, pieces from the Bloomfield pattern are admired for their refined floral detailing and exceptional craftsmanship. The elongated oval shape adds an extra touch of sophistication, while the playful typography at the center ensures nobody mistakes this for your grandmother's serving platter. The result is a delicious collision of proper decorum and improper thoughts, making this piece an unforgettable addition to any collection.
Style it above a bar cart, layer it into a maximalist gallery wall, display it on a plate stand atop a bookshelf, or let it become the centerpiece of a vanity or dressing area. The generous oval shape also makes it ideal for displaying perfumes, candles, jewelry, matchbooks, poppers, or other decorative objects. Equal parts elegant heirloom and conversation starter, this platter feels right at home in eclectic, vintage-inspired, romantic, and queer interiors. Designed exclusively for decorative display, this piece is not intended for serving or eating food.
THE TROPHY HUSBAND DIFFERENCE
Pretty antiques. Terrible influences.
Every Trophy Husband plate and platter begins with authentic vintage or antique china selected for its beauty, character, and history. Each design is professionally printed using premium UV-cured inks that deliver exceptional detail, vibrant color, and long-lasting durability. Unlike decals, stickers, or temporary transfers, UV printing creates a fade-resistant finish designed to maintain its appearance for years to come. Because every piece starts with genuine vintage china, no two Trophy Husband creations are ever exactly alike.
VINTAGE CONDITION
This piece began its life as authentic vintage china and may show gentle signs of age consistent with its history. Minor utensil marks, light surface wear, small manufacturing imperfections, age-related crazing, or subtle gold loss may be present. These characteristics are considered part of the platter's unique story and vintage charm. Any significant flaws beyond normal age-related wear will always be noted and photographed.
DIMENSIONS
• 12 Inch x 8 Inch Oval Platter
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Decorative use only
• Wipe clean with a damp cloth
• Do not place in dishwasher
• Do not soak in water
• Handle with care
FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA
Well behaved on the shelf. Questionable everywhere else.
— Trophy Husband
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 7 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
## Privacy Policy
Trophy Husband respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how and when I collect, use, share, and retain information when you purchase an item from my Etsy shop, contact me through Etsy, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com.
### Personal Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, Etsy may provide me with certain information that you have authorized Etsy to share, including your:
- Name
- Email address
- Shipping and billing address
- Order details
- Payment-related transaction information
- Any additional information you provide through Etsy Messages or during the ordering process
I do not receive or store your full credit card or payment account information. Payments made through Etsy are processed by Etsy and its payment providers.
### Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I collect, use, and retain your personal information only when necessary to:
- Process, prepare, and ship your order
- Provide customer service and respond to questions
- Communicate with you regarding your purchase
- Resolve disputes or order issues
- Maintain business and transaction records
- Comply with legal, tax, accounting, and regulatory obligations
- Protect the rights, property, and security of Trophy Husband and my customers
For customers in the European Union or European Economic Area, the legal bases for processing your information may include fulfilling a contract with you, complying with legal obligations, and pursuing legitimate business interests where those interests do not override your privacy rights.
### Sharing Your Personal Information
I share your personal information only when reasonably necessary to operate my business or fulfill your order.
This may include:
**Etsy:**
I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide my services and comply with Etsy's Seller Policy, Terms of Use, and other marketplace requirements.
**Shipping and fulfillment providers:**
I may provide your name, shipping address, email address, or other necessary information to postal carriers, shipping companies, customs services, fulfillment providers, or similar service providers in order to deliver your purchase.
**Professional and service providers:**
Information may be shared with service providers that assist with accounting, recordkeeping, payment processing, business operations, or legal compliance, but only when necessary.
**Legal requirements:**
I may collect, use, retain, or disclose your information if I reasonably believe it is necessary to comply with a legal obligation, court order, government request, tax requirement, or to protect my legal rights.
I do not sell your personal information to third parties.
### Marketing Communications
Purchasing from Trophy Husband does not automatically enroll you in any independent email marketing list.
I will not use personal information obtained through Etsy to send marketing communications outside Etsy unless you have separately provided appropriate consent where required by law.
### Data Retention
I retain personal information only for as long as necessary to provide my services and meet legitimate business, tax, accounting, legal, and regulatory obligations.
Transaction records may be retained for several years where required for tax, accounting, or legal purposes.
### Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
Trophy Husband operates from the United States. If you are located in the European Union, European Economic Area, United Kingdom, or another jurisdiction outside the United States, your personal information may therefore be processed or stored in the United States.
Where applicable, information is handled in accordance with relevant data-protection requirements and the safeguards provided by Etsy and any service providers involved in processing your transaction.
### Your Rights
Depending on where you live, including if you are located in the European Union or European Economic Area, you may have certain rights regarding your personal information, including the right to:
- Access the personal information I hold about you
- Request correction of inaccurate information
- Request deletion of certain personal information
- Restrict or object to certain processing
- Request a copy of certain information
- Withdraw consent where processing is based on consent
- Submit a complaint to your applicable data-protection authority
Certain information may need to be retained where required for legal, tax, security, fraud-prevention, or business-record purposes.
If your request relates to information controlled directly by Etsy, such as your Etsy account information or payment details, you may need to contact Etsy directly.
### How to Contact Trophy Husband
For privacy-related questions or requests concerning information connected with an Etsy purchase, please contact Trophy Husband through Etsy Messages.
Because Etsy controls certain account, payment, and marketplace information, you may also contact Etsy directly regarding information maintained by Etsy.
### Changes to This Policy
This Privacy Policy may be updated periodically to reflect changes in business practices, Etsy requirements, or applicable privacy laws.
**Last updated: September 29, 2026**